ঘরে তৈরী খেলনা (Home-made Sex Toys)
Too embarrassed (or too cheap) to buy sex toys?
This thread shows you how, step-by-step, to build them yourself.
Pocket Pussy
Step 1: Fill balloons with warm water
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out. This also works with hot water bottles.
Step 2: Roll a pillow put a plastic bag inside
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
Step 3: Warm, tight, and slippery fake pussy
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
Bar Stools (Don't Need Viagra)
Step 1: Put three stools in a triangle
Take three bar stools (ones that don't have backs) and arrange them into a
triangle. Spread paper towel, newspaper or plastic between the stools so you
can squirt freely when the time comes.
Step 2: Lie face down on the stools
Then lay down on the stools face down, one stool under your chest and one under each thigh. This allows your "package" to hang down. Use one or both free hands to fondle your double dong in whatever manner you prefer. If you want, you can tip your head forward to look underneath and watch the action.
Big Bag Bounce
Step 1: Tape two bags together
Get two very large trash bags and tape them together to make one large bag.
It takes a little practice to get the ends taped just right.
Step 2: Fill them with air
inflate the bags with air (vacuum cleaner) and when it gets almost full but not quite, remove the air supply and tape over the hole.
Step 3: Hop on top
Lube up your cock and get on top of the bags and begin humping.. When you get close to cumming, you can puncture a small hole or maybe a few holes in the bag and "ride" it down. Time it to cum just before you hit bottom.
Condom Roll
Step 1: Put a condom in a toilet paper tube
Take one toilet paper (or paper towel) tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch the opening of the condom across the opening of the tube. Fold the end of the condom over the end of the tube and hold with one hand.
Step 2: Pull the end for extra pleasure
Lube well and go at it like hell. BONUS: Pull on the tip of the condom while you jack and it feels like a blowjob.
Sock 'Em
Step 1: Roll up a sock
Take a sock and roll it up like a donut.
Step 2: Put in a surgical glove
Put a latex surgical glove in the rolled up sock. Wrap the end of the glove over the top of the sock to hold it in place. Lube up the inside.
Step 3: Ahhhhh!
Strap-on and go at it. You can also put it between two pillows or between your mattress and your box spring, and pump away.
Autofellatio
Step 1: Lube up some PVC pipe
Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out.
Step 2: Pump and suck
Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you're really to cum. Or keep going, if you'd like a taste.
Couch Love
Step 1: Fill up a bag
Take a small plastic bag and fill it with lube.
Place it between the cushions of your couch or between your mattress and box spring, get on your knees and pump away!
Step 2: Love your couch!
Thats all Friends. Enjoy as much as you Can!
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